Very odd search terms February 1, 2008
Posted by katelewis in Travel, Uganda.Tags: air india, naked, poop, search terms, spinning, ugliest woman, wordpress
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WordPress (the blogging tool I use) has some interesting features attached to it that I continue to check. One of my favourite is to look at the search terms that bring people to this blog. Usually, they are fairly standard (my name, Uganda, etc.). However, yesterday when I checked I just about fell off my chair.
We had:
- Ugliest woman (courtesy of this post)
- Poop on plate (this post and really, what kind of sick individual really is looking for info about poop on a plate??!?!)
- I hate Air India (No, worries, I do too)
- Fake brake backseat driving (about my mom)
- Spinning naked lady (I still love this thing)
- Uganda naked (hmmm…)
I am concerned with the number of times “poop” and “naked” come up, however, I will say that it is most often the “ugliest woman” search term that comes up. Sigh. If you google “ugliest woman”, my site comes up on the top of the second page. If one googles “ugliest woman Uganda,” well, I am number one.
Sigh.
What odd queries! I’m at work now and doing that silent laugh thing so people don’t think I’m crazy. “Poop on plate” !!! That’s not even a thing! Who are these people? I want them to be robots so badly, because that would explain everything.
Ugliest woman…incredible.
Yeah, about the ugliest woman in Uganda… a lot of people still call you that, you know, behind your back… anyways, there are lots of Katie Lewises out there, but there is one surefire search string that’s bound to bring up your blog.
So I guess I missed that dancer thing the first time around. Man is it driving me crazy! I cannot, for the life of me, make it go counter-clockwise. I think what concerns me more is the list of left-brain things (not my specialty), which includes “safety” and “can comprehend” . . . hmmm . . .